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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:10

Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
No way
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
—
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Is TikTok becoming a platform for soft porn?
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
What are the consequences of sleeping with a married woman?
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
No go.
What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?